How to please a woman?
Man asks; how do I please a woman?
- Well, down there... It depends. Whether you want her to enjoy it, suffer or you just need to take a shit and hurry up. It's like a football park.
If you need to take a shit, just go straight to the goal and keep shooting.
If you want her to enjoy it, just play football on whole field, both goals.
But if you want her to suffer, play both halfs plus injury time.
- Well, down there... It depends. Whether you want her to enjoy it, suffer or you just need to take a shit and hurry up. It's like a football park.
If you need to take a shit, just go straight to the goal and keep shooting.
If you want her to enjoy it, just play football on whole field, both goals.
But if you want her to suffer, play both halfs plus injury time.